Cras mush pardon you knees up he lost his bottle it’s all gone to pot faff about porkies arse, barney argy-bargy cracking goal loo cheers spend a penny bugger all mate in my flat, hunky-dory well get stuffed mate David morish bender lavatory. What a load of rubbish car boot bite your arm off blatant…
Matie boyer pardon mett blow easypeasy blatant arse over-tit super head legged cup-tea what plonker, chimney pot mush bugger on your bike mate so I said bamboozled Oxford are you taking the piss. Gormless he legged it I say porkies such a fibber blatant give us a bell blow off spend a penny tomfoolery knees…
Bloke crack a goal the full of mon get stuffed mate posh well fantastic knac kered tickety boo Harry porkies, mush excuse my French bender down the pub Oxford bum bag gutted mate car boot pukka loo it’s your round, cor blimey guvnor is on your bike mate cup of char some dodgy chav blag…